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Mickie Valley
Mickie Valley 16 timmar sedan
Can u cut school hours in half?
Jun siong gameing Yan
Jun siong gameing Yan 21 timme sedan
Now this is how you do it
Daemon Bloodrose
Daemon Bloodrose Dag sedan
Whens your game going to be done? I've had it on my wishlist on steam for some time. I want it
Kieran Funnell
Kieran Funnell Dag sedan
1:46 who tf bought the world...
cantthinkofausername lol
cantthinkofausername lol Dag sedan
Hey is it just me or was that galaxy not half, I think he is trying to take 60 percent for himself and leave us with a disgusting 40 percent
cringe count
cringe count Dag sedan
Turn this into a real commercial or I'll cut my life in half
Nuh ­
Nuh ­ Dag sedan
Fightin' 'round the world.
Jauvorie Hawkins
Jauvorie Hawkins 2 dagar sedan
his cut in hlaf power is OVER 9000
KingSpoderMan
KingSpoderMan 2 dagar sedan
Think this comment is too
The Alaskan Nomad
The Alaskan Nomad 2 dagar sedan
Splits an atom, cuts the entire universe in half. Russo Brothers: I think we've got something here...
Mr Sexy
Mr Sexy 2 dagar sedan
THE HALF OFF COMMERCIAL IS HALF OF THE VIDEO. WTF.
Thomas Chitham
Thomas Chitham 2 dagar sedan
I just noticed, the two helpers of Half-Off Oscar at 0:31 are called "A.J" and "J.A". (Though the letters "J.A" are backwards).
Sir_AlphaBeast
Sir_AlphaBeast 2 dagar sedan
Half Off Oscar is the hero that could’ve saved the day from thanos
Canadian Mapper
Canadian Mapper 2 dagar sedan
Half the video was about cutting it in half.
Just Train
Just Train 2 dagar sedan
Please Bring Purgatony back
MillionBadger79
MillionBadger79 3 dagar sedan
His tie lol
Itsfinecraft Channel
Itsfinecraft Channel 3 dagar sedan
Well that was a sticky situation
ExBenzi2
ExBenzi2 4 dagar sedan
Damn, didn’t know that half-off Oscar was a universe busting master surgeon. I tip my hat.
the unknown man 8000
the unknown man 8000 4 dagar sedan
I like how his tie if cut in half
Esther Keeler
Esther Keeler 5 dagar sedan
I love how even his tie is cut in half
Gaučovka
Gaučovka 5 dagar sedan
I am not gonna STICK around here
Blick busser
Blick busser 7 dagar sedan
Is pauza Way Beyond any other power in anime he took the whole universe in half
Zack Lemyre
Zack Lemyre 8 dagar sedan
I was waiting for « cut in half » at the end...
Laney Bowers
Laney Bowers 8 dagar sedan
THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER
Cirstea Angelo
Cirstea Angelo 8 dagar sedan
2:53 if you lived in Romania it wold start an fight and the conversation wold be somting like: băi guștere. Cine ești mă tu fraiere. Acum mergem să îmi iei 2
Obsidian2007
Obsidian2007 8 dagar sedan
Can some one please explain to me the second short?
SaberLingYT
SaberLingYT 9 dagar sedan
Font like this video? CUT IT IN HALF.
sliverdragon
sliverdragon 9 dagar sedan
This pizza to big Oscar : cut it in half
Eddit0r
Eddit0r 9 dagar sedan
looks like murderers have their reasons to "cut it in half"
Spencer Ashby
Spencer Ashby 10 dagar sedan
Anyone else notice what the total was on the register?
General ZodTheGod
General ZodTheGod 10 dagar sedan
Cut the universe in half to op
MarioRavioli
MarioRavioli 10 dagar sedan
think this c i cut it in h
SHORT ANIMATIONS
SHORT ANIMATIONS 10 dagar sedan
Cut it to half😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i really liked it
WrongFriend _ExE
WrongFriend _ExE 10 dagar sedan
Cyanide & Happines: 5% Animation 5% Funny Moments 90% Unexpected Moments
Larista aj2361abc
Larista aj2361abc 10 dagar sedan
Rock paper scissors
Robert Reilly
Robert Reilly 10 dagar sedan
There is No Limit!, TO MY POWER!!!!! *Cut It In HALF!*
Luigiman 64
Luigiman 64 10 dagar sedan
Think this comment's
Luigiman 64
Luigiman 64 10 dagar sedan
Too long!? CUT IT IN HALF
LWK Playes
LWK Playes 11 dagar sedan
Loo
TheAngelArrow
TheAngelArrow 11 dagar sedan
Cut it in half is literally the best thing i will ever see
TheAngelArrow
TheAngelArrow 11 dagar sedan
Where tf is the fanbase at? Did something happen? Everyone is missing out
Hexalobular
Hexalobular 11 dagar sedan
I have to wonder if the cop was executed for shooting the perp or for that horrible pun?
Zhiyi Ren
Zhiyi Ren 11 dagar sedan
第二个没看懂
IcyCola Lemonade
IcyCola Lemonade 11 dagar sedan
1:38: this is what happens when god cheaps out on the prices of the milky way
Iqrus
Iqrus 11 dagar sedan
Can someone explain the sign spinning thing
Loui P
Loui P 11 dagar sedan
Instead of paying the kids to point the signs at his restaurant he payed them to throw up in front of the other restaurant giving him all their customers
XGamesMode Studios
XGamesMode Studios 11 dagar sedan
The freaking part with the kids
Stephanie Mitchell
Stephanie Mitchell 12 dagar sedan
but the black cop shot as well
TotallySuperShoeLace
TotallySuperShoeLace 12 dagar sedan
hes the strongest anime chr ever
Cam Tower
Cam Tower 12 dagar sedan
2 police, 3 cars. Logic
DarkMatt3r 0
DarkMatt3r 0 12 dagar sedan
Thanos is proud.
jellybean kitty
jellybean kitty 12 dagar sedan
Looks like joking hazard
Laila
Laila 13 dagar sedan
I don't get the 2nd one
Caden Holloway
Caden Holloway 13 dagar sedan
Why has rapture rejects been left to die out?
Dan Carrington
Dan Carrington 13 dagar sedan
The last one is what you would call a sticky situation.
Dũng
Dũng 13 dagar sedan
Pls create more channelate vids
Brendan Smeltzer
Brendan Smeltzer 13 dagar sedan
Here a cool idea for a short: A group of people are in a basement having a party. Someone suggested to play a game of spin the bottle. One guy spins the bottle and lands on another guy. The two guys a forced to kiss and everybody calls them gay. The camera then zooms in on two horrified expressions Roll credits.
Sauce Pickle
Sauce Pickle 13 dagar sedan
I skipped halfway through the video to limit Oscar's power
Numbah6
Numbah6 13 dagar sedan
I wanna see the other half of Oscar’s commercial
Joey Todd
Joey Todd 13 dagar sedan
In the last one when the employe said don’t squirt that what she said
BOT 019
BOT 019 13 dagar sedan
:/ BANNED SEpost AND TRAUM INFANT
Beau Chance
Beau Chance 13 dagar sedan
Sticks to his guns is the most solid pun i've heard in a long time, lol
Izuku Green boi
Izuku Green boi 13 dagar sedan
IM JUST WAITING SAD LARRY TO BECOME HAPPY LARRY
Werewolf Master
Werewolf Master 13 dagar sedan
The first video was right in a half of length
Krithika Venkatanath
Krithika Venkatanath 14 dagar sedan
Well, that's a sticky situation
The Real Mckoy
The Real Mckoy 14 dagar sedan
THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER
animagreed
animagreed 14 dagar sedan
Please tell me you have merchandise with the guy saying cut it in half
GMilkMan
GMilkMan 14 dagar sedan
Half off was half the video
LONGCHAMP Aka. Lightbones
LONGCHAMP Aka. Lightbones 14 dagar sedan
The Cut in half machine is back !! 🔥🔥
Knight ISL
Knight ISL 14 dagar sedan
It’s ironic because the first short actually ended practically at half of this video
archampion
archampion 14 dagar sedan
80085
Emperor Pabslatine
Emperor Pabslatine 14 dagar sedan
A nice touch about the cut it in half joke is that if he cut it in half, then cut it in half again, it'd be also exactly the length of a standard commercial.
Berry
Berry 14 dagar sedan
You missed the chance to cut the mashup in half
Angelica Baranda
Angelica Baranda 14 dagar sedan
You wanna sell your ex wife's heart? CUT IN HALF!
Da SwaggerFish
Da SwaggerFish 14 dagar sedan
Man that one video took up half of the runtime.
matteo gatani
matteo gatani 14 dagar sedan
I think I've got this with Chip Chapley? PLEASE BRING BACK THEM 1) What's the entire plot of Neon Genesis Evangelion? 2) Why the crocodiles cry after they have a meal? 3) What's the name of the pet of Gengis Khan?
Terrakinetic
Terrakinetic 14 dagar sedan
So he reduced his wife's take to 1/4? That's pretty good.
Recalcitrant Hyacinthine
Recalcitrant Hyacinthine 14 dagar sedan
Don't stick to a life of crime... It's filled with sticky situations. And, if you do, rob the stuck up people.
Chef_saumon
Chef_saumon 14 dagar sedan
we could say that robber was in a STICKY situation I hate my life
otakuman706
otakuman706 14 dagar sedan
What a harsh pun-ishment. .... I'll see myself out now.
fuzzydragon
fuzzydragon 14 dagar sedan
perfectly balanced as all things should be.
Void Of Illusions
Void Of Illusions 14 dagar sedan
Half off Oscar vs Saitama is a battle I'd pay to see
The User With No Name
The User With No Name 14 dagar sedan
Too bad we can't cut the ads in half, I spend half my time on youtube is spent looking at ads I don't want to see
Scp-096 the shy guy Object class:Euclid
Scp-096 the shy guy Object class:Euclid 14 dagar sedan
The guy cuts things in half
Saywhaa?
Saywhaa? 14 dagar sedan
A man is in his wheelchair. Cut him in half
MaestroAlvis
MaestroAlvis 14 dagar sedan
I was watching this at double speed and didn't think anything was weird.
AllYourPie
AllYourPie 14 dagar sedan
That last joke really holds this piece together.
AstralpemHyten
AstralpemHyten 14 dagar sedan
3:12 anyone else realise cash register reading 80085 or if you can’t understand BOOBS
bliz4
bliz4 14 dagar sedan
damn just imagine in police act like this in real life I will kinda like it.
Gianne James
Gianne James 14 dagar sedan
There's no limit to my powerrrrrr!
Time Machine Times
Time Machine Times 14 dagar sedan
Guess that clerk was...glued in fear
Time Machine Times
Time Machine Times 14 dagar sedan
I wish he could cut world hunger and my pain in half...
Fc04l
Fc04l 14 dagar sedan
Bad pun is crime
Václav Šícha
Václav Šícha 14 dagar sedan
Obi-van: hold my beer
Václav Šícha
Václav Šícha 14 dagar sedan
If we would live in cyanide and happiness world we would extinct. Every dad would be executed for their humor
Fire Watch
Fire Watch 14 dagar sedan
Thanos based on this.
SUPER GAMER TEAM
SUPER GAMER TEAM 14 dagar sedan
This guy also create eddsworld
z3ldagamer
z3ldagamer 15 dagar sedan
THerE iS NO L I M I T tO MY pOWER!!!
Father Maxi
Father Maxi 15 dagar sedan
👨 💵👋💵 👱‍♂️👩 so I get it to her. But I cut it in half
Well Folks
Well Folks 15 dagar sedan
Half Off Oscar's bit was half the video "Coincidence? I think not"
Jaime Jimenez
Jaime Jimenez 15 dagar sedan
Imagine cutting all the com-
GetRekt lol
GetRekt lol 15 dagar sedan
Bet he cant do a half off on a black hole
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