Why All Children Should Be Banned! | Cyanide & Happiness Monday Mashup

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Ritak08 Hax
Ritak08 Hax 17 timmar sedan
What was your morning
beyond the unknown
beyond the unknown 2 dagar sedan
Why did the dude looks like james charlis
The Gamer
The Gamer 4 dagar sedan
How do you Capture a fart in a jar
Harry Potter
Harry Potter 5 dagar sedan
Wait. If all kids are banned, who'd watch ur shorts then?
pocky chew
pocky chew 6 dagar sedan
I thought your target demographic was teenagers who are technically still children
88 Apes
88 Apes 6 dagar sedan
The Red Crewmate
The Red Crewmate 9 dagar sedan
Look closely at 3:20 and you can see that Red Flavor costs 5, Blue flavor costs 6, and no flavor costs 7.
jj playz
jj playz 10 dagar sedan
I don’t get the ant thing
William James
William James 11 dagar sedan
So did we all miss that Martin only farts once a day
G Carl Manzano
G Carl Manzano 12 dagar sedan
Yesterday I donate my PHONE , WATCH and WALLET to the poor guy . You can't imagine the happiness that i felt as l saw him putting the gun back in his pocket .
Talia Rock
Talia Rock 12 dagar sedan
If you learn nothing from the second short, here's a handy suggestion... At least use seasonally appropriate candy.
Aneeq Mughal
Aneeq Mughal 13 dagar sedan
We want more of tall boy hit the town
Chef Cheems
Chef Cheems 13 dagar sedan
n a n i
Kaylee Wilson
Kaylee Wilson 14 dagar sedan
alex swin 2.
alex swin 2. 14 dagar sedan
alex swin 2.
alex swin 2. 14 dagar sedan
Faraz Iqbal
Faraz Iqbal 14 dagar sedan
Martin put the jar facing the wall, and then it magically turns around, away from the wall
Christine Ferreira
Christine Ferreira 14 dagar sedan
The song always gets in my head 😂💃
Chill_Forest 14 dagar sedan
my story of jar
car edits:/
car edits:/ 14 dagar sedan
Kurt Bertumen
Kurt Bertumen 15 dagar sedan
Do Lightning Kid a Cyanide and Happiness Video and were done with Kids get Parenting videos
Harmony Short
Harmony Short 15 dagar sedan
It was the "I lied" for meee😂😂 that was in the fart a jar Martin clip.😂😂
Christopher Hager
Christopher Hager 15 dagar sedan
If I had the choice, I'd smash his jar.
Gyroscopicjester 15 dagar sedan
Ah, the argument for abortion
AJ Carr
AJ Carr 16 dagar sedan
fart in a jar martin is 99.9 air and 0.1 percent jar
Jakob Asp
Jakob Asp 16 dagar sedan
When is Ted Bear 3 comming
deanisok 16 dagar sedan
when that last bit of fart in a jar martin was like: “i lied”, it always freaks me out so bad edit: grammar
Updates 16 dagar sedan
2:00is brutal
1 subscriber before today ends?
1 subscriber before today ends? 16 dagar sedan
To the early squad reading this may you live healthier and happier for 100 years (See my name btw
Rafael Chia Ruijie Index 27
Rafael Chia Ruijie Index 27 16 dagar sedan
I have never been so offended by something that I 100% agree with
KudosK 16 dagar sedan
COPPA hit hard. Plus, humor evolved. *"Devolved"*
Sally Villarreal
Sally Villarreal 16 dagar sedan
I want an update on what Fart in a Jar Martin is up to
Loco Gio Motocroz
Loco Gio Motocroz 16 dagar sedan
Okay but how the hell do you get so many jars?
Micah Ferrin
Micah Ferrin 16 dagar sedan
I have hair
Greywall 17 dagar sedan
April 4... Oh boy. My birthday.
The rawring dog
The rawring dog 17 dagar sedan
Sorry you need to be this tall to ride Adults that are just short: am I joke to you?
RagonSwanson 17 dagar sedan
What Do I Do Lord? Destroy The Child! Corrupt Them All!
MemeKittenz UwU
MemeKittenz UwU 17 dagar sedan
All of these “Children” are. Boys, What did the girl “Children” Do? Is says ALL CHILDREN SHOULD BE BANNED, XD also classic C&H
Mabswer 15 dagar sedan
Made more bois?
Robbie S
Robbie S 16 dagar sedan
Well Girls makes all the Boys look bad and evil in front of the Elders
LoveDose On YouTube
LoveDose On YouTube 17 dagar sedan
“When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long, no distance is too far; no one can ever tear them apart.” - Author Unknown
zackous67 17 dagar sedan
How can Martin maintain storage for all those jobs
springtrap GG
springtrap GG 17 dagar sedan
the king
the king 17 dagar sedan
Hi 👋
Jacob Kruger
Jacob Kruger 17 dagar sedan
*Kids should be banned* Anakin: I see you too are a man of culture
Zedowskyy 17 dagar sedan
I think one of the funniest part about tall kids is fact that one is white and the other is black, so it means if bottom legs would show for a second they would be of a black person, even tho face of the person is white, so i wonder how all the other people that saw it would think this one person would look like under the coat
weird animation
weird animation 17 dagar sedan
That 2nd one really got me
Sonya Mitchell
Sonya Mitchell 17 dagar sedan
Fart in a jar Martin should be banned for keeping fart in a jar
Ben Ne
Ben Ne 17 dagar sedan
New animation for Steve plz plz plz 🙃
Cirino saldana
Cirino saldana 17 dagar sedan
Fart in the jar Martin is an idiot.
Topaz s.
Topaz s. 17 dagar sedan
2:16 I laugh Every time
pineapple paste
pineapple paste 17 dagar sedan
But... It isn’t Monday... It’s *TUESDAY*
Raven Noonan
Raven Noonan 17 dagar sedan
i love these short clips the always make my day
Ish Jain
Ish Jain 17 dagar sedan
At least he got beer🍺🍻
Werewolf Master
Werewolf Master 17 dagar sedan
BAN? ...OF THIS WORLD = KILL! Yes, mr. officer it's this channel who brainwashed me to this.
Mr Sexy
Mr Sexy 17 dagar sedan
that person who hates gawr gura would agree with this vid.
Napthaly C. Dansalan
Napthaly C. Dansalan 17 dagar sedan
Dear dairy :some times i dont understand
TheBlueInspector 17 dagar sedan
The is a picture of shark dad in the room I didn’t realize it till now
HypingSugar 17 dagar sedan
2 more dislikes and this has 100 💯 dislikes 😭
superpramey 17 dagar sedan
Americans when they realise that children eventually take 100 percent of the jobs
Reptilian travel
Reptilian travel 17 dagar sedan
Can we please have more Jimmy three balls
Dylan Zapata
Dylan Zapata 17 dagar sedan
Guy Boo
Guy Boo 17 dagar sedan
Things could always be worse. In a few years, his dates will know him as "Shart in a car" Martin.
SUGAR !CE 17 dagar sedan
Plot twist: the children imagined the whole thing to cope with the death of mr macelroy
Joshua Romanian
Joshua Romanian 17 dagar sedan
Imagine if all those jars fell and broke.. releasing the most toxic gas that ever existed on earth
Amanda Anderson
Amanda Anderson 17 dagar sedan
Reruns of reruns. We all agree children are gross.
BillionSkydiver 17 dagar sedan
Sounds like Kappa Najar
Gordatados 17 dagar sedan
The ant one will haunt my nightmares.
Scott’s Aerial Videos
Scott’s Aerial Videos 17 dagar sedan
*good thing I don’t want kids*
The Boi
The Boi 17 dagar sedan
Is it wrong if I thought "fart in a jar" martin was a mutant worm creature
gamer Loran
gamer Loran 17 dagar sedan
The last one is good
Caiden Barrios
Caiden Barrios 17 dagar sedan
pets should be banned
Pikachu King
Pikachu King 17 dagar sedan
Just reuploading old clips, I see
SysGhost 17 dagar sedan
It's the moustache! He recognised the kids a mile away, but once he saw the moustache there was no doubt it was a tall nice looking man.
David Pellecchia
David Pellecchia 17 dagar sedan
They had me at fart in a jar
Harry Potter
Harry Potter 17 dagar sedan
Im early
Santana Shawntez
Santana Shawntez 17 dagar sedan
nice vid
Jahziel Peralta
Jahziel Peralta 17 dagar sedan
this is very educational in a funny way
Minecraft Steve
Minecraft Steve 17 dagar sedan
"Children should be banned" Their entire audience:
da boyben
da boyben 17 dagar sedan
Hey guys. Im trying my best trying to be a yt gamer. Plz help me get 100 subs on yt. God bless
Abhraneel Gupta
Abhraneel Gupta 17 dagar sedan
Hey those tall boys and the Halloween boys are the same. I recently noticed that
realerdealers 17 dagar sedan
I left a comment
that one kid on the internet
that one kid on the internet 17 dagar sedan
Oh ok then.
Shadesword675 17 dagar sedan
Fart in a jar Martin is surprisingly not weird compared to the rest of the content
Just A Bored Person yt
Just A Bored Person yt 17 dagar sedan
Guys hear me out. If you child gets in trouble in school it gives you a reason to punch somebody. The principle and teacher.
Chris RJ
Chris RJ 17 dagar sedan
"Why All Children Should Be Banned!" B-b-b-but, Nickelodeon said... :,(
BFDI Pencil & Swee Heng Official/FBDI
BFDI Pencil & Swee Heng Official/FBDI 17 dagar sedan
flameing golden fox the gold fox
flameing golden fox the gold fox 17 dagar sedan
Video idea: Promise a 9 year old boy watches his grandfather die in front of him and the grandpa says that he will be watching over him 12 years later the kid gets pulled over by the cops after handing his license they were going to arrest him but then a bullet comes out of nowhere and hits the cop in the brain turns out it's his grandpa that shot the bullet with a sniper rifle
koko Fidel
koko Fidel 18 dagar sedan
Can we let charmx react this
Kyle Cassar
Kyle Cassar 18 dagar sedan
If it wasn't for children we wouldn't have age restrictions on booze
Xerox Tony
Xerox Tony 18 dagar sedan
This is veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy epic
Allen Rusiana
Allen Rusiana 18 dagar sedan
Joel Lee
Joel Lee 18 dagar sedan
NukeMarine 18 dagar sedan
Humanity is down to few survivors. The hordes of hell spawned demon attack by sense of smell. Your farts are now silent and deadly. However, a hero arises that discovered he has prepared for this moment since he was a child. Fart-in-a-Jar Martin stars in "He Who Smelt It!"
Kitty S
Kitty S 18 dagar sedan
It was only one time fart in the jar.... .... **my life**
David Boson
David Boson 18 dagar sedan
i concur
The Red Protogen
The Red Protogen 18 dagar sedan
ya this is the best channel on the internet even passing pewdiepe
CCK 18 dagar sedan
There's probably someone out there that saw this and is now collecting their farts
TwystedTympa 18 dagar sedan
“Why Children should be Banned *Child rate drops to 0*
Sheep G
Sheep G 18 dagar sedan
*I lied.*
Yea that was funny 😄
Cainã Kubiaki
Cainã Kubiaki 18 dagar sedan
Fun fact here on Brazil today is Dia das Crianças(Day of the Children) exllent timing.
Father Maxi
Father Maxi 18 dagar sedan
Remember when fart in a jar Martin was in the stockholms?
Josh Denman
Josh Denman 18 dagar sedan
Welp. I guess I should mix cyanide into my kids' juice boxes tomorrow. At least then that'll give me some happiness as I won't have to deal with them anymore.