Why Schools Should Stay Closed | Cyanide & Happiness Monday Mashup

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anthony hampton
anthony hampton 2 dagar sedan
kid had a whole arsenal in his desk
Mark Lwembe
Mark Lwembe 3 dagar sedan
Did anyone else notice the fart cloud looked like a spiral galaxy 😏
captain duckles
captain duckles 12 dagar sedan
My name is William and I approve this message
Pokemonfeak1 22 dagar sedan
You have to wonder though, did humanity really live on the planet for 4 billion years without evolving at all through that duration but it only took technology 100-200 years to form?
Marco Dizeo
Marco Dizeo 26 dagar sedan
Only the 2nd one is the actual reason
Miguel Sanchez
Miguel Sanchez 27 dagar sedan
0:47 he actually farted a *Galaxy* If he puts that into a glass (like Martin) ... he got a TinyVerse
Queen Livly
Queen Livly Månad sedan
Martin: One time *Goes home* Goes in closet* Martin: I lied 😁
Cyrus Muller
Cyrus Muller Månad sedan
First was robot chicken then hishe now cyanide and happiness the cycle continues
Hedgiethe Hog
Hedgiethe Hog Månad sedan
The six thousand years stuff is crap even if you are a christian. How does that even work?
lenny face
lenny face Månad sedan
The... fuck
Nico Bonzo
Nico Bonzo Månad sedan
Why why the baby😭😭
BlindWatchmaker Månad sedan
00:56 "we live at the same time" lol
Rahwa Zeweldi
Rahwa Zeweldi Månad sedan
Quack Månad sedan
... And covid
Śedi 0319
Śedi 0319 Månad sedan
Introverted narsasist¿
John wick
John wick 2 månader sedan
I really thought that he shoot them
Marcus Murray
Marcus Murray 2 månader sedan
1:17 read the chalk board
Robbie Mwirigi
Robbie Mwirigi 3 månader sedan
Please read the bible
Karen 3 månader sedan
I hate him Fart in the jar martin...
lord echo
lord echo 3 månader sedan
My call for December 2020 fart in a jar martins jars all break.
حجت‌الاسلام فاکر
حجت‌الاسلام فاکر 3 månader sedan
Swifttech360 3 månader sedan
Anywone else realize when god farted it made a universe.
i am a cat
i am a cat 3 månader sedan
Bruh what if god exists but he created humans after the dinosaurs died and he just assumed he created the world case everything was on fire because of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs
Bl4ckLego 4 månader sedan
4.5B year is wrong, 4,6B is true :D
Bill T
Bill T 4 månader sedan
How many people came here wanting to see Cyanide and Happiness' sick take on covid-19? I did it. I am sorely disappointed. Even Bob's Burgers made fun of covid-19 lockdowns. WTF dudes? Bob Burgers has bigger cahones than you guys? Come on! Do a covid skit. What happened to the guys that did the "Don't Read" signs and "Speed Racist" ?
Just Some Girl With A Mustache
Just Some Girl With A Mustache 4 månader sedan
Plot twist, Fart in The Jar Martin is God and the fart is the entire Cyanide universe.
Kali Warner
Kali Warner 4 månader sedan
Mr.TechnicalIsolate 4 månader sedan
sharkrad poster on the left corner 2:49
Michal Baranowski
Michal Baranowski 4 månader sedan
hahaha.. Fart in a jur Martin
Zergs 4 månader sedan
Doesnt fart in a jar Martin look like the guy in the new episode in Stockholm's
N.LitenMe_Qunt 4 månader sedan
First Cartoon, the reason we don't let God into our schools
Xpired Shinobi
Xpired Shinobi 4 månader sedan
Are we gonna ignore the fact he made a universe in class by farting
charles aghahowa
charles aghahowa 4 månader sedan
The biggest problems in American schools...keeping God away
prince ejay bongo
prince ejay bongo 4 månader sedan
Mustttt beee aaaaaa mondayyyyyy
iFIopsi K.
iFIopsi K. 4 månader sedan
No one: The quiet kid in school: 1:29
Fatedreal Wiliams
Fatedreal Wiliams 4 månader sedan
Hmm make one about area direa / area 51
Harley Chu
Harley Chu 4 månader sedan
He farted on my birthday.
Davy Wang
Davy Wang 4 månader sedan
No such a comedy in Islamic country....
Jihad AR
Jihad AR 4 månader sedan
What do you mean?
Janene Rankin
Janene Rankin 4 månader sedan
1:30 times where you see this, you would’ve expected the kid to shoot the entire classroom but not according to C&H😂😂😂
Collision Particle
Collision Particle 4 månader sedan
coz COVID-19
Slime Games development
Slime Games development 4 månader sedan
Why schools should stay closed... SO WE CAN WATCH CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS
GetOnADamnDiet 4 månader sedan
As one man said years ago we as humans don’t live that long and have too many things that change the story a winner a loser and a inherited history that could be changed by the tellers or writers even today a great look is BLM which means that black people killed in clear crimes against them should have justice as in the killer put in jail but ppl think it is something else which is annoying but a simple fact of the lies humans tell
Damon Aura
Damon Aura 4 månader sedan
Gary Gordle
Gary Gordle 4 månader sedan
Martin’s butt gas was on my day of birth, this is epic
أســتبرق '
أســتبرق ' 4 månader sedan
Let me tell you that there are those who steal these videos and publish them on Instagram and with a Saudi translation. But not as beautiful as your videos😁
Gi4nn4ross 4 månader sedan
you should not make clips with me
Ben Goree
Ben Goree 4 månader sedan
@cyanide and happiness - can I use the first section of this video
MoTaKez 4 månader sedan
fart in a jar martin
Ajay FujiwaraTauer
Ajay FujiwaraTauer 4 månader sedan
Look at top left 2:44
FearTheWeird300 4 månader sedan
On the second one I just noticed the chalk board.
Cherry Blossoms
Cherry Blossoms 4 månader sedan
Last one just lol
Saint Jimmy
Saint Jimmy 5 månader sedan
Am I the only one who noticed Gods fart turn into a spiral galaxy?
Jamaya Howard
Jamaya Howard 5 månader sedan
the first one describes the arguments atheists have with religious people
Troy Haughtelin
Troy Haughtelin 5 månader sedan
0:16 Looking at that mustache and listening to that voice, I think he’s Chip Chapley, and I think he’s got this.
James Wolf
James Wolf 5 månader sedan
Did anyone else see the Shark-rad poster in martins room ?
James Wolf
James Wolf 5 månader sedan
Their in high school but he was in fourth grade 24 years ago
Chattman4311 5 månader sedan
Imma fart in a jar and keep it for a while see what happens
Katherine beachy
Katherine beachy 5 månader sedan
Anyone noticed that when the hit farted it came out as the milky way
I'll have god as my teacher👍👍👍😂😂😂he so funny
Holly love gacha
Holly love gacha 5 månader sedan
You forgot about gym class
The Shöcker Pit
The Shöcker Pit 5 månader sedan
1:33 and look at these two kids in trenchcoats want to join
Racer Red
Racer Red 5 månader sedan
Actually what if you made a Monday mashup of gaming
Eddie Carosone
Eddie Carosone 5 månader sedan
Yellow shirt kid be like: BWAAAAAA HE AAAAHAHHHHHH!!!
[HyperZone] 5 månader sedan
1:10. Compare and contrast. Dogknots, poop, boobs, chest etc
[HyperZone] 5 månader sedan
God is the best in these animations!
Joshua Waldorf
Joshua Waldorf 5 månader sedan
God. He's so cool.
DJ Pendejo
DJ Pendejo 5 månader sedan
You guys should do a video when the bottle breaks and all of farts come out and causes a fallout
أســتبرق '
أســتبرق ' 5 månader sedan
Can't you translate it into Arabic?
أســتبرق '
أســتبرق ' 4 månader sedan
Compulsive Commenter I do not know english. I am using a translator and it is difficult for him to translate the video
Compulsive Commenter
Compulsive Commenter 4 månader sedan
No but maybe you can
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•Candy • 5 månader sedan
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Christian S
Christian S 5 månader sedan
The teacher is trying to argue with God, the teacher loses
Mr_FluffAMuffins 5 månader sedan
World Leaders: Were going to open schools God: NUH UHHHH DON'T THINK SO Corona cases rises 20%
Liz Ello
Liz Ello 5 månader sedan
Fart in a Jar Martin actually makes me uncomfortable
Jocom Firesin
Jocom Firesin 5 månader sedan
The religious beliefs and the scientific perspective don't necessarily oppose one another.
MBM Boba
MBM Boba 5 månader sedan
Yes they absolutely do
Warren Simpson
Warren Simpson 5 månader sedan
How Christians:explain god
Gocolas 5 månader sedan
Do some Christians really think that earth was formed 6000 years ago?
Gocolas 4 månader sedan
@Cyberfunk what
Cyberfunk 4 månader sedan
Not that simple. Carbon method was proven flawed, and at the same time some argue about how God sees time
Gocolas 5 månader sedan
@7th Sin thats strange
7th Sin
7th Sin 5 månader sedan
Some.. i think
Cill Dasho
Cill Dasho 5 månader sedan
Who else is a little afraid of Fart in a jar Martin?
Drained 5 månader sedan
No new content, just old ass compilations to milk some money out of the audience. Cyanude and trash
Pillow Mc normal man
Pillow Mc normal man 5 månader sedan
2:50 M. Night Shamalamamon wrote this
david martinez
david martinez 5 månader sedan
I can't find my original comment
A random guy
A random guy 5 månader sedan
1:29 kid: I have a whole fucking armory under my desk
LT Wang
LT Wang 5 månader sedan
*all the kids liked that*
Amy Kleefisch
Amy Kleefisch 5 månader sedan
He Got A Gun
Acepilot8 gaming
Acepilot8 gaming 5 månader sedan
Now this is quite the compilation....and probably accurate😂😂😂
Furious Bear
Furious Bear 5 månader sedan
"Why schools should stay closed" Me who still hates school: "I've never respected a youtube channel so much before"
Ms. PK
Ms. PK 5 månader sedan
1998 was 4th grade. This post is for my wild, and cutting up ass friend who was once a class clown, today 8/17/ we're celebrating her 32nd birthday as best friends for over 10 years a lot of learning & unlearning🍷🎂💓 has gotten us here! God, school, & being weird got us this far!! see what I did there? 🌽ball grin*
Lori Cardinal
Lori Cardinal 5 månader sedan
Never new god was a jackass
ジョルノジョバーナ 5 månader sedan
I thought it was Killer Queen in the desk and he was under control of Bites the dust
Doobulldorph 5 månader sedan
We definitely still need school if this stuff happens on a daily basis
J024 5 månader sedan
Alexandra Delliou
Alexandra Delliou 5 månader sedan
2020: 4522
Malachi Townsley
Malachi Townsley 5 månader sedan
That moment when the Bible doesn’t support 6000 years ago either 🤧 silly people not actually reading
cprime 5 månader sedan
qeive in a can ann
VisionXGaming YT
VisionXGaming YT 5 månader sedan
If god is that funny I can’t wait to to heaven
Jahfari Hazelwood
Jahfari Hazelwood 5 månader sedan
0:45 The fart looked like space
Michael 5 månader sedan
Imagine god is roasting u
Felipe Cruz
Felipe Cruz 5 månader sedan
loved how god's fart created a mini galaxy
The2ToneGemini 1
The2ToneGemini 1 5 månader sedan
Didn’t understand shit but it made me laugh😂😂
Crawly Boi
Crawly Boi 5 månader sedan
Wait a minute no recoil Those are just totally guns toy guns
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